I've got sonic screwdrivers and The Impalardis a-plenty

I've got lightsabers and elven gifts from Lothlorien galore

You want time-turners?
I've got twenty!

But who cares?
No big deal
I want more SEASON 3 JOHNLOCK

Supporter of BVB, weil sie so heiß wie die Flammen der Hölle bist du Hündinnen gehen, um. pscha!

17th April 2014

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shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

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17th April 2014

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lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

17th April 2014

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nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

Source: brockdavis

17th April 2014

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leprinceofsins:

theequeenoffuckingeverything:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance

i approve this bromance

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17th April 2014

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17th April 2014

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artingkrusca:

oh man ive had this in my wip folder forever but i’ve finally finished it! I really love the red string of fate belief and I can’t help but think that even if Stamford hadn’t been there on that bench that day, by some twist of fate John would sit down on that bench only to be disturbed by a strange man in a long coat talking animatedly to a skull about the decomposition rates of a human body or something, and (against his common sense) John would interrupt him because his medical facts stated are a little off and the rest would be history  (◡‿◡✿)

artingkrusca:

oh man ive had this in my wip folder forever but i’ve finally finished it! I really love the red string of fate belief and I can’t help but think that even if Stamford hadn’t been there on that bench that day, by some twist of fate John would sit down on that bench only to be disturbed by a strange man in a long coat talking animatedly to a skull about the decomposition rates of a human body or something, and (against his common sense) John would interrupt him because his medical facts stated are a little off and the rest would be history  (◡‿◡✿)

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17th April 2014

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17th April 2014

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beerito:

follow for more complaining

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17th April 2014

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eluting:

6:58 pm

eluting:

6:58 pm

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17th April 2014

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captaincatwoman:

ME HOY MINOY!

captaincatwoman:

ME HOY MINOY!

Source: captaincatwoman

17th April 2014

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association-of-free-people:

outlawpatriot:

association-of-free-people:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

Yes, he did. Vlad approves of protesting in this manner.

My name is Vladimir Putin, and I approve this message. (By the way, what she has written on her back literally means “Suck a dick, Putin”)

Merkel’s reaction to boobies…

association-of-free-people:

outlawpatriot:

association-of-free-people:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

Yes, he did. Vlad approves of protesting in this manner.

My name is Vladimir Putin, and I approve this message. (By the way, what she has written on her back literally means “Suck a dick, Putin”)

Merkel’s reaction to boobies…

Source: misterjakes

17th April 2014

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ashtonfurwin:

i live for this

ashtonfurwin:

i live for this

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17th April 2014

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catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

Source: didyouknowblog.com

17th April 2014

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humorking:

me auditioning to model

image

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17th April 2014

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