I've got sonic screwdrivers and The Impalardis a-plenty. I've got lightsabers and elven gifts from Lothlorien galore. You want time-turners? I've got twenty! But who cares? No big deal, I want more SEASON 4 JOHNLOCK! JOHNLOCK! JOHNLOCK! AC/DC is my groove party. Supporter of BvB, weil sie so heiß wie die Flammen der Hölle bist du Hündinnen gehen, um. Pscha!
Man I don't even watch Supernatural anymore because I watched the first 10 episodes and I got scared out of my wits and then I watched Season 9 Episode 1 and it looked so much more badass I just wanted to watch from there but I didn't feel obligated to do so because I didn't watch all the other seasons so now I'm stuck with this stupid caption and I know it's pretty gnarly but I can do better I really can just give me time!
Also, I don't reblog anything with the WeHeartIt stamp even if I do heart it because *gasp!* I do not HEART that onion of a website
This is apparently coming out in 3 days.
In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think
I’ve been beta testing it and I can confirm it’s actually the greatest app ever. Full iOS release date is as specified, Android release this Spring.
It’s so intense, at one point during the first mission when radio contact was lost, I could hear them trying to contact me “Can you hear us?!” and I literally grabbed the mic and shouted, “I CAN HEAR YOU WHAT DO I DO?” even though that’s not how it works.
I’m just glad nobody was near me.
Alright yall sit your asses down I’m telling you a story
I have this app and it is one of my best purchases I’ve ever had. It endorses your running and makes you work.
The only downside is that it is fucking terrifying. One time, I was running, and got surrounded by zombies. Groaning and shuffling from all angles. And I have never ran that fast in my entire life. I completed my course(which usually takes 15 mins) in 5. I was also screaming a bit. I got some really weird looks, too.
So, morale of the story: This is a fucking scary app and I recommend it 100%.
^ Fantastic running app. Get your butt prepared for the end of the world.
No one ever said EMTs were mature
BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING
So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!
They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??
They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!
have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps
I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.
Splash Mountain Photos
THE LAST ONE!
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65
i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me
why does dating as a gay man have to be so fucking difficult? why cant i flirt with other guys or hit on them without fearing that im gonna get punched in the face or beaten? why is it just expected that everyone is straight? why cant i go to a book store or a coffee shop or a park and flirt with a random stranger and get their number like every straight person is able to do its just not fair
why aren’t we talking about this more.
I do not own these pics. They were sent to me in an email. But I thought I’d share with you all because they’re just AMAZING.
I feel so stupid I didn’t know they could fly, I thought they were like CHICKENS, I never questioned it because these pictures never circulate, I am WAY OVER MY HEAD.
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